Sunday, December 07, 2008

Trade Update

The Outlaw Stars are sending either their 4th round pick or the 4th round pick acquired from Newman's Renegades (whichever is the later pick) to the Upper Deck Bleacher Bums for RP Kerry Wood.

Trade

Wyoming trades:
Cole Hamels

Walden trade:
Daisuke Matsuzaka
Joey Votto

If Philadelphia is drawn MR, Walden can rescind the trade up to one week after the winter meeting. Same for Wyoming if Cincy or Boston are drawn.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Wyoming sends:
7th Round '09 Pick

Bums sends:
Jeff Clement
Wyoming sends:
John Lackey

Walden sends:
Mark Teixeira

Further, if Lackey's 2009 HR/9IP is not lower than 1.05, Wyoming sends a 2011 5th round pick.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Trade to Report

Outlaw sends:
-Newman's 2010 2nd round pick
and
-a claim on an Outlaw Star minor leaguer through 2011
-future considerations*

Walden sends:
-Rich Harden.
-future considerations*

*I'll be proposing a rule change at the winter meeting (just one this year, I swear). I'll propose to legalize the trade of minor league picks. I suspect that will pass. If I'm wrong and it doesn't pass, this trade stands as is and both of us are cool with it. If it does pass, Weiland's 2011 claim option will convert into a 1st round minor league pick in 2010.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Bill Simmons on Irrationality

Irrational Grudges (+4.5) over JULIUS JONES
When Matt Berry mentioned my "Fantasy Kryptonite" concept in his Week 5 column, I realized my Kryptonite is unquestionably Brandon Lloyd. He just keeps luring me back in. I think he could convince me to strip naked and let him take photos of me as I cried like Irene Cara in "Fame." I would do it for him. Brandon, you're my man. Anyway, I have a flip side to that one, the "Fantasy Grudge" guy, aka the guy you inexplicably dislike and continue to dismiss even when he's doing well. For me, it's Julius Jones. I found out two years ago that he smokes cigarettes and I just can't think rationally about him after that. He could rush for 200 yards a game and be sitting there on the waiver wire and I wouldn't go near him because I fear he'd pulled a Ricardo Mayorga on me. He might have quit smoking; I don't care. He's out.


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It's tough to not have an irrational grudge on most Cubs. Any other specific players?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Best Weeks Ever

Most Runs
1) 59 — Outlaw Stars, 2004
1) 59 — DaFaze, 2010
3) 57 — Outlaw Stars, 2007

Most RBI
1) 71 — DaFaze, 2003
1) 71 — Wyoming Pigs, 2004
3) 62 — American Giants, 2007

Most Stolen Bases
1) 17 — Pine Tar Incident, 2008
2) 16 — VP Golden Sox, 2008
3) 15 — Outlaw Stars, 2005
3) 15 — Upper Deck Bleacher Bums, 2006
3) 15 — Pine Tar Incident, 2007
3) 15 — Outlaw Stars, 2009

Most Batting Walks
1) 51 — Walden Warriors, 2010
2) 49 — American Giants, 2008
3) 43 — VP Golden Sox, 2007

Fewest Batting Strikeouts
1) 12 — Newmaniacs, 2003
2) 16 — Upper Deck Bleacher Bums, 2007
2) 16 — DaFaze, 2007

Most Bases
1) 175 — DaFaze, 2003
2) 159 — American Giants, 2007
2) 159 — American Giants, 2008
2) 159 — DaFaze, 2010

Highest Average
1) .384 — Upper Deck Bleacher Bums, 2004
2) .376 — DaFaze, 2009
3) .374 — Wyoming Pigs, 2007

Highest Slugging
1) .714 — DaFaze, 2003
2) .654 — American Giants, 2007
3) .652 — Walden Warriors, 2008

Most Innings
1) 130.2 — Wyoming Pigs, 2009
2) 106.1 — Pine Tar Incident, 2010
3) 100.2 — Newman's Renegades, 2008

Most Wins
1) 10 — Outlaw Stars, 2005
1) 10 — Pine Tar Incident, 2005
3) 9 — DaFaze, 2008
3) 9 — Newman's Renegades, 2008
3) 9 — Wyoming Pigs, 2009

Most Saves
1) 13 — Drunken Irishmen, 2002
2) 11 — Newman's Renegades, 2007
2) 11 — Newman's Renegades, 2008
2) 11 — Oedipus & the Mamas Boys, 2008

Fewest Walks Issued
1) 2 — Walden Warriors, 2004
2) 3 — American Giants, 2007
3) 4 — American Giants, 2007

Most Pitching Strikeouts
1) 112 — Pine Tar Incident, 2010
2) 102 — Wyoming Pigs, 2009
3) 97 — Newmaniacs, 2004

Most Holds
1) 9 — Walden Warriors, 2007
1) 9 — Wrigley Bears, 2008
3) 8 — Walden Warriors, 2007
3) 8 — VP Golden Sox, 2008
3) 8 — Pine Tar Incident, 2009

Lowest ERA
1) 0.00 — Wyoming Pigs, 2009 (12.1 IP)
2) 0.68 — Outlaw Stars, 2008
3) 0.73 — American Giants, 2007

Lowest WHIP
1) 0.68 — Outlaw Stars, 2008
2) 0.73 — Newman's Renegades, 2010
3) 0.79 — Walden Warriors, 2004

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Expansion Logos



I love Photoshop.

Friday, February 01, 2008

Trade Update

The Outlaw Stars send picks 9, 21, and 57 to the Wyoming Pigs for picks 11, 15, and 81.

ICA Draft, 2008

Where: Shoeless Joe's in Rosemont. It's on Higgins.
When: Sunday, March 16th, 2 PM. First pick is on the clock at 3 PM.

See the eVite here.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

No Trade List

Updated 3/20/11

The following is a list of players that have No Trade Clauses. This means the players must remain on their team's roster indefinitely, until the player qualifies for Mandatory Release or fails to make a 40-man MLB roster out of spring training. He is not eligible to be traded.

1. Alfonso Soriano (American Giants)
2. Dan Haren (Wrigley Bears)
3. Robinson Cano (Newman's Renegades)

Friday, January 18, 2008

Trade Update

The Outlaw Stars send Joe Nathan, their 2009 2nd round pick, and a future minor leaguer to the Walden Warriors for Jake Peavy.