Sunday, September 24, 2006

Secondary logos

I created some secondary logos for everybody ... what y'all think?

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Official Seal

If this doesn't say "Chooch," I don't know what does ...

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Minor League Draft

Now that we have final standings for 2006, here is your draft order for the first ever, upcoming minor league draft!

(Note: we do need to formalize a tiebreaker).


1 American Giants
2 Oedipus & the Mama's Boys
3 Walden Warriors
4 UD Bleacher Bums
5 Pine Tar Incident
6 Newmaniacs
7 Outlaw Stars
8 Wyoming Pigs
9 DaFaze
10 VP Golden Sox
11 Wyoming Pigs
12 Outlaw Stars
13 Newmaniacs
14 Pine Tar Incident
15 UD Bleacher Bums
16 Walden Warriors
17 Oedipus & the Mama's Boys
18 American Giants
19 American Giants
20 Oedipus & the Mama's Boys
21 Walden Warriors
22 UD Bleacher Bums

Put another way, by team:


American Giants 1 18 19
Oedipus & the Mama's Boys 2 17 20
Walden Warriors 3 16 21
UD Bleacher Bums 4 15 22
Pine Tar Incident 5 14
Newmaniacs 6 13
Outlaw Stars 7 12
Wyoming Pigs 8 11
DaFaze 9
VP Golden Sox 10

Again to remind you, "Picks in the minor league draft may not be traded under any circumstances. "

Monday, September 04, 2006

Best Weeks Ever

(Updated 8/17/08)

Hitting
Most Runs: 59 (Outlaw Stars, 2004)
Most RBI: 71 (DaFaze, 2003; Wyoming Pigs, 2004)
Most Stolen Bases: 16 (VP Golden Sox, 2008)
Most Walks: 49 (American Giants, 2008)
Fewest Strikeouts: 12 (Newmaniacs, 2003)
Most Bases: 175 (DaFaze, 2003)
Highest Average: .384 (UD Bleacher Bums, 2004)
Highest Slugging: .714 (DaFaze, 2003)

Pitching
Most Innings: 100.2 (Newman's Renegades, 2008)
Most Wins: 10 (Outlaw Stars, Pine Tar Incident, 2005)
Fewest Losses: 0
Most Saves: 13 (Drunken Irishmen, 2002)
Fewest Walks: 2 (Walden Warriors, 2004)
Most Strikeouts: 97 (Newmaniacs, 2004)
Most Holds: 9 (Walden Warriors, 2007; Wrigley Bears, 2008)
Lowest ERA: 0.68 (Outlaw Stars, 2008)
Lowest WHIP: 0.68 (Outlaw Stars, 2008)

Single-season bests

Most Runs
1) 866 — Wyoming Pigs, 2004
2) 831 — Pine Tar Incident, 2009
3) 790 — DaFaze, 2010

Most RBI
1) 866 — Wyoming Pigs, 2003
2) 851 — Pine Tar Incident, 2009
3) 778 — Wyoming Pigs, 2008

Most Stolen Bases
1) 179 — Pine Tar Incident, 2007
2) 174 — Oedipus & the Mamas Boys, 2009
3) 161 — Bald Bombers, 2010

Most Batting Walks
1) 693 — Outlaw Stars, 2004
2) 628 — Wyoming Pigs, 2010
2) 605 — Oedipus & the Mamas Boys, 2008

Fewest Batting Strikeouts
1) 711 — Outlaw Stars, 2008
2) 719 — Outlaw Stars, 2007
3) 731 — Upper Deck Bleacher Bums, 2008

Most Bases
1) 2,539 — DaFaze, 2003
2) 2,447 — Walden Warriors, 2009
3) 2,412 — Pine Tar Incident, 2009

Fewest Errors
1) 54 — Walden Warriors, 2003
1) 54 — Newmaniacs, 2005
1) 54 — Oedipus & the Mamas Boys, 2005

Highest Fielding Percentage
1) .991 — Wyoming Pigs, 2008
1) .991 — Wyoming Pigs, 2009
3) .990 — Pine Tar Incident, 2008
3) .990 — Wyoming Pigs, 2010

Highest Batting Average
1) .304 — Upper Deck Bleacher Bums, 2004
2) .298 — DaFaze, 2008
3) .293 — DaFaze, 2010

Highest Slugging Percentage
1) .548 — Outlaw Stars, 2004
2) .510 — Walden Warriors, 2009
3) .493 — DaFaze, 2008

Most Innings
1) 1,542 — Oedipus & the Mamas Boys, 2010
2) 1,536 — Newman's Renegades, 2008
3) 1,525 — Wyoming Pigs, 2005

Most Wins
1) 112 — Wyoming Pigs, 2005
2) 107 — Newman's Renegades, 2008
3) 102 — Oedipus & the Mamas Boys, 2010

Fewest Losses
1) 47 — American Giants, 2002
2) 55 — American Giants, 2009
3) 57 — American Giants, 2008
3) 57 — American Giants, 2010

Most Saves
1) 143 — Newman's Renegades, 2007
2) 126 — Newman's Renegades, 2009
3) 119 — Newman's Renegades, 2010

Fewest Pitching Walks
1) 257 — American Giants, 2005
2) 386 — Wyoming Pigs, 2010

Most Pitching Strikeouts
1) 1,409 — Oedipus & the Mamas Boys, 2010
2) 1,333 — Pine Tar Incident, 2010
3) 1,279 — Pine Tar Incident, 2009

Most Holds
1) 107 — Walden Warriors, 2007
2) 88 — Walden Warriors, 2010
3) 83 — Walden Warriors, 2009

Lowest ERA
1) 3.07 — Walden Warriors, 2003
2) 3.27 — Newman's Renegades, 2010
3) 3.36 — Oedipus & the Mamas Boys, 2010

Lowest WHIP
1) 1.14 — Walden Warriors, 2003
2) 1.23 — Wyoming Pigs, 2010
3) 1.24 — Pine Tar Incident, 2009
3) 1.24 — Newman's Renegades, 2010

Single-Season Worsts

Fewest Runs
1) 595 — Upper Deck Bleacher Bums, 2010
2) 615 — Potato-sukin mickeys, 2002
3) 636 — Outlaw Stars, 2008

Fewest RBI
1) 590 — Outlaw Stars, 2010
2) 593 — Wrigley Bears, 2008
3) 603 — American Giants, 2003

Fewest Stolen Bases
1) 49 — Outlaw Stars, 2007
2) 56 — Newman's Renegades, 2009
3) 61 — Pine Tar Incident, 2010

Fewest Batting Walks
1) 407 — Upper Deck Bleacher Bums, 2004
2) 422 — Bald Bombers, 2010
3) 437 — DaFaze, 2008

Most Batting Strikeouts
1) 1,068 — Oedipus & the Mamas Boys, 2006
2) 1,041 — Walden Warriors, 2010
3) 1,025 — Newman's Renegades, 2010

Fewest Bases
1) 1,913 — Potato-sukin mickeys, 2002
2) 1,928 — Outlaw Stars, 2010
3) 1,953 — Wrigley Bears, 2008

Most Errors
1) 97 — Pine Tar Incident, 2005

Worst Fielding Percentage
1) .980 — Upper Deck Bleacher Bums, 2006
1) .980 — Outlaw Stars, 2006
1) .980 — Newman's Renegades, 2009
1) .980 — Upper Deck Bleacher Bums, 2010

Lowest Batting Average
1) .255 — American Giants, 2005
2) .266 — Newman's Renegades, 2008
3) .267 — Wyoming Pigs, 2009
3) .267 — Outlaw Stars, 2010

Lowest Slugging Percentage
1) .406 — American Giants, 2005
2) .410 — Wrigley Bears, 2010
3) .412 — Outlaw Stars, 2010

Fewest Innings
1) 918 — American Giants, 2005
2) 1,069 — Outlaw Stars, 2008

Fewest Wins
1) 55 — Walden Warriors, 2005
1) 55 — American Giants, 2006
3) 56 — Outlaw Stars, 2008

Most Losses
1) 90 — Outlaw Stars, 2006
2) 89 — Wyoming Pigs, 2009
3) 85 — DaFaze, 2010

Fewest Saves
1) 4 — Walden Warriors, 2009
2) 12 — Walden Warriors, 2010
3) 21 — Walden Warriors, 2005

Most Pitching Walks
1) 561 — Oedipus & the Mamas Boys, 2010
2) 526 — Newman's Renegades, 2008
3) 525 — VP Golden Sox, 2004

Fewest Pitching Strikeouts
1) 648 — American Giants, 2007
2) 818 — Outlaw Stars, 2008

Fewest Holds
1) 0 — Upper Deck Bleacher Bums, 2008
2) 2 — Newman's Renegades, 2010
3) 3 — Newmaniacs, 2004

Highest ERA
1) 4.66 — Wyoming Pigs, 2006
2) 4.55 — Bald Bombers, 2009
3) 4.53 — Wyoming Pigs, 2009

Highest WHIP
1) 1.43 — VP Golden Sox, 2007
1) 1.43 — Wyoming Pigs, 2009
1) 1.43 — Bald Bombers, 2009

Thursday, July 13, 2006

2006 ICA All Star Teams

Team Illinois
Manager: Mike Feigh
C: Victor Martinez (DF)
1B: Justin Morneau (UDB)
2B: Dan Uggla (UDB)
3B: Miguel Cabrera (DF)
SS: Jose Reyes (DF)
OF: Carlos Lee (UDB)
OF: Manny Ramirez (DF)
OF: Ichiro Suzuki (UDB)
Util: Adam Dunn (OMB)
Util: Ryan Howard (AG)
SP: Chris Young (UDB)
SP: Francisco Liriano (AG)
SP: Brandon Webb (UDB)
RP: Jonathona Papelbon (UDB)
RP: BJ Ryan (DF)
RP: Joe Nathan (OS)
P: Joe Speier (UDB)
P: Mike Timlin (UDB)
Bench: Grady Sizemore (OS)
Bench: Bobby Abreau (OMB)
Bench: Carlos Zambrano (UDB)
Bench: Aaron Harang (ODB)


Team World
Manager: Adam Kirby
C: Joe Mauer (WP)
1B: Albert Pujols (VPG)
2B: Chase Utley (WW)
3B: David Wright (PTI)
SS: Nomar Garciaparra (PTI)
OF: Carl Crawford (PTI)
OF: Jermaine Dye (VPG)
OF: Alfonso Soriano (WP)
Util: David Ortiz (Ren)
Util: Jim Thome (WP)
SP: Roy Halladay (WW)
SP: Mike Mussina (Ren)
SP: Johan Santana (Ren)
RP: Bobby Jenks (VPG)
RP: Tom Gordon (Ren)
RP: Trevor Hoffman (Ren)
P: Joel Zumaya (VPG)
P: Scott Linebrink (PTI)
Bench: Carlos Beltran (WP)
Bench: Travis Hafner (WW)
Bench: Curt Schilling (Ren)
Bench: Chris Capuano (Ren)

Friday, June 30, 2006

My turn to play mad innovator

There's been talk for as long as the ICA's been in existence of breaking off into two divisions, for the purposes of an unbalanced schedule favoring rivalries and to add to playoff excitement by creating two separate (but equal!) races.

The straight divisional concept would be a great addition to the league, although there remain some hangups. First, technology is a factor -- we would either need to find a site that allows for free divisional play, or we would have to pony up the extra $200 to upgrade to Yahoo Plus. Second, there is the question of how to fairly align the divisions. We'd want to account for natural rivalries, but then the default alignment would probably end up as "Guys Who Went to High School Together" and "Everybody Else." That's neither equitable nor good for the longterm stability of the league.

Instead, I'd like to propose the ICA adopt -- after expansion to 12 teams -- a fairly radical divisional concept, based on the model of European soccer.

As is my understanding of it, in European soccer, the leagues are realigned each year based on teams' performance the previous year. That is, the bottom-feeders of the Elite League are banished the following season to the Intermediate League, and the top teams from Intermediate move on up to Elite.

Now, I'm not suggesting we banish the Giants and the Mamas Boys.

Rather, we would have two divisions, a Group 1 and a Group 2. These groups would be initially established based on the final standings at the end of our next expansion year. Group 1 would be comprised of the top 6 teams, and Group 2 would be the bottom 6. The groups would play an unbalanced schedule, with games against all teams, but the majority of games against teams in their own group.

But here's the catch: Only teams in Group 1 are eligible to win the Fuggin Cup. Teams in Group 2, on the other hand, are fighting for the right to jump up into Group 1 the following year. The way I envision it (and this can certainly be tweaked), the teams that place in fifth and sixth -- i.e., miss the playoffs in Group 1 -- would be bounced to Group 2. The top two teams in Group 2 would then elevate to Group 1.

Before you scoff at the concept, consider the positives:
  • This model rewards smart, longterm planning, by requiring our champion to be a solid team for at least two consecutive years. It would eliminate the possibility of a flash-in-the-pan winner, a la the 2004 Newmaniacs, not to take anything away from Newman's championship.
  • It would provide serious annual incentive for mediocre or bad teams to compete. Currently, our system discourages middle-of-the-pack teams from really trying to improve themselves in any given year. Instead, it's often beneficial for a mediocre team to merely trade good players and stockpile draft picks with an eye to the future. This system would give every year more urgency, as non-contenders would be fighting to make the jump or to hold on to their position for the next season.
  • It would give legitimate hope to the worst teams. Right now, Colby and Jason have little hope of winning anything of any importance in the near future. But in the group format, they would have a realistically attainable goal -- beating out the mediocre teams for a shot at placement in the top group. Let's face it, Oedipus isn't going to outdo my Golden Sox anytime soon, but it's not unreasonable to think Colby's team could edge out the Pigs -- especially with more games against poor competition.
  • It raises the level of excitement for everybody, even the top teams. With the current model, contenders often get several "weeks off" during the season when they play the lesser squads. Not only are the teams mismatched talentwise, but often the bad teams aren't managed as aggressively because they really aren't playing for anything. With the group format, both of these factors are mitigated -- top teams play other top teams more often, and the bottom teams will be more involved because they'll have an attainable goal.
So, is anybody even on board to considering this proposal? I realize it has a ways to go to perfect it, and I know it is radical. But unlike some other proposals bandied about on this board, this one both solves some genuine competitiveness issues, and it's not overly complicated to understand.

Thoughts?

Monday, June 26, 2006

Tom's Revised All-Star Ballot

25-man teams, each team represented

NL
OF - Beltran, Abreu, Soriano
3B - Wright
SS - Reyes
2B - Utley
1B - Pujols
C - Estrada

SP - Arroyo, Zambrano, Capuano, Webb, Schmidt
RP - Fuentes, Saito, Wagner, Coffey, Gordon, Hoffman

Bench - Berkman, Giles, Bay, Johnson, Rolen, McCann

4 Mets...I don't like it either...

AL
OF - Granderson, Crawford, Wells
3B - Crede
SS - Jeter
2B - Lopez
1B - Giambi
C - Mauer

SP - Santana, Halladay, Kazmir, Zito, Schilling
RP - Papelbon, Ryan, Nathan, Otsuka, Jenks, Rivera

Bench - Hernandez, Thome, Hafner, E Brown, O-Cabrera, Youkilis

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Euclis

"Hello. My name is Kevin Youkilis. I'm an on-base machine. I was featured in Moneyball as Euclis: the Greek God of walks. My manager doesn't know that I'm his best hitter in 2006, so I don't get nearly the at-bats that I deserve.

There's only a couple of ICA 3Bmen better than me, and only a couple of 1Bmen. I'm really good, and nobody knows it. "

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Tom's All-Star Ballot

Tom's All-Star Ballot

AL:
C- Hernandez, Bal
1B - Giambi, nyy
2b - Lopez, Sea
3B - Chavez, Oak
SS - Jeter, NYY
OF - Crawford, Granderson, ManRam
DH - Thome, CWS

Filling out the team (25-man roster, each team represented)-
SP - Kazmir, Contreras, Santana, Buehrle, Halladay
RP- Papelbon, Shields, Otsuka, Ryan, Rodney, Ray
Bench- Hafner, Gomes, Youkilis, Grudzielanek, Mauer
Best player not going: Alex Riox, Tor
(First time since 1999 that ARod doesn't go).

NL:
C- Estrada, Arz
1B- Pujols, StL
2B- Utley, Phi
3B - Ensberg, Hou
SS- Lopez, Cin
OF- Abreu, Giles, Beltran
(DH- Berkman)

SP- Webb, Glavine, Arroyo, Mulder+, Oswalt
RP- Fuentes, Dempster, Benitez, Baez, Gonzalez, Gordon
Bench- A. Jones, Cabrera, Soriano, C. Lee, McCann
Best player not going: Delgado

+Mulder isn't as good of a pitcher as Pedro, but he's actually contributed offensively. I hemmed and hawed on whether to count total value or just pitching value; I went with the former. Both the Cards and Mets already have guys in there, so if you went Pedro instead of Mulder it would be fine by me.

Some predictions:
*Not nearly as many Yankees deserve to go (Jeter & Giambi) than will actually go (Jeter, Giambi, Posada, Cano, Matsui, ARod). It's very refreshing to not have Joe Torre manage the AL team.
*ESPN will again sound like morons when they complain about snubs from the AL roster.
*There's no way that a Kazmir v. Webb matchup is going to fill seats, and neither team's manager is smart enough to pick those two anyway.
*The AL will once again clobber the NL.
*It's only difficult to represent every team in the NL - more teams, less talent - but ESPN will still complain about the every-team-ought-to-be-represented rule.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

It's asbout the trash talk


How cool would it be if the ICA had jackets for owners that have won the Fuggin Cup? You know how NFL Hall of Famers get to wear their puke-yellow jackets every year on induction weekend?

I'm thinking purple, a la the color of Illinois in our logo. Thing is, we need everyone to be in on it, otherwise it'd be stupid for the one or two guys who do care.

What do y'all think?

Jose Alberto Pujols


"Hi. My name is Albert Pujols. I'm a really good hitter. In fact, if I stay healthy throughout my career, I might just end up being the greatest 1Bmen to ever play.

I'm having a really good year this year. Check out what I'm on pace to do for the season after 45 games:

82 HRs - new single season record (Bonds - 73 - 2001)
205 RBI- new single season record (Hack Wilson - 190 - 1930)
457 TBs - tying Babe Ruth's single season record (1921)

So anyway, I'm really good. I might be having one of the two or three greatest offensive seasons ever. Maybe the best. That's really good.

I play in the ICA for the VP Golden Sox. They get a lot of knocks because they've never won it all, but we've come close a few times. Still, I'm glad I'm a Golden Sox (the clubhouse is better than what I had with Walden).

We're in first place right now, and we're looking really good. I'm really proud of what we've been able to do.

I gotta tell you though, if I end up putting up the greatest single offensive season in baseball history, and we somehow DON'T win the Fuggin Cup, that will probably be the biggest single embarrasment in the history of fantasy baseball. That'd be the choke job of choke jobs.

I'd really like the ICA to look back on 2006 and think about a Golden Sox championship and the ridiculous numbers I put up to help us do it. If we don't win it all, though, I'm an afterthought, and there'll be hell to pay.

So memo to my owner: I'm doing my part -- let's not blow this."

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

The Quarter-Season Mark

Is it time to revisit those pre-season predictions?

Lyons Pre-Season Picks
1.) DaFaze
2.) Wyoming
3.) VP
4.) Walden
5.) Pine Tar
6.) Renegades
7.) Outlaw
8.) Upper Deck
9.) Oedipus
10.) American Giants

1st Round
VP defeats Wyoming
Walden defeats DaFaze

Finals
VP defeats Walden

Now, I'll go with:
1.) VP
2.) Wyoming
3.) Walden
4.) DaFaze
5.) Pine Tar
6.) Outlaw
7.) Upper Deck
8.) Renegades
9.) Oedipus
10.) American Giants

1st Round
VP defeats DaFaze
Walden defeats Wyoming

Finals
VP defeats Walden

It seems clear that, barring injury, the 2006 season can be summed up by:
a) the VP Golden Sox
b) 6 teams battling for 3 playoff spots, all with pretty equal cases, and
c) Newman, Colby, & Jason